swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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“Maybe I would tell him if I thought he cared.”

obesenigger:

me and my big sis in spirit

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shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

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blueeyeswhitedragon:

there was also a sub that literally only did magic tricks the entire class period

the teacher could leave him an agenda and he would still do magic tricks the entire time

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