omfg “Can I call security”

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(via gnarly)

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

(via allison-no-captain-allison)

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

(via trust)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(via someangelyouare)

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via jerryspringers)

knowyourmeme:

A picture for all occasions.