found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom.

(via jerryspringers)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via iamdoctornumber12)

outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

(via bastille)

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

(via gnarly)

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via hi)

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via fake-mermaid)

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

(via nursejoy)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via nursejoy)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

Sorry Kev

(via nursejoy)

underthe-corktree:

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE AND STILL DISAPPROVE OF CHOICES THAT THEY MAKE

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF A BAND AND NOT LIKE ALL THEIR ALBUMS

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP EVERYTHING THEY DO

(via nursejoy)

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

(via nursejoy)

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

(via nursejoy)

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via nursejoy)